27 Chaotically accurate food observations that honestly got me into a tailspin


Honestly, this ruined shrimp for me forever.

Is a quesadilla just a version of grilled cheese? Is a hot dog a sandwich? There are many technical details in the food world. So Redditor asked u / hankhillforprez, “What are some very different foods that, given the ingredients, can vaguely be called the same thing?” Some of the answers make my head spin.

1.

“Macaroni and cheese with sliced ​​hot dogs is carbonara if you’re feeling very vague about the details.”

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“Pasta and cured pork cooked in a cheesy, rich, creamy sauce is an accurate description of both macaroni and cheese with sliced ​​hot dogs and traditional pasta carbonara.”

—U / hankhillforprez

2.

“A corn dog is really just a cheaper version of Beef Wellington.”

3.

“A fish finger and hot dog served together on a plate is basically Surf ‘n Turf.”

4th

“A soy-vanilla latte is technically a three-bean soup.”

5.

“The taste of water is its temperature.”

6th

“If you buy pizza from a store that only sells it in pieces, you’re pretty much having a pizza party with a bunch of strangers that day.”

7th

“Charcuterie is just a lunch table that went to Harvard.”

8th.

“Pizza is just a plate of food that you can eat the plate on.”

9.

“Gazpacho is a vegetable smoothie.”

10.

“A chicken nugget is a meatball, and nothing can change that.”

11th

“The grain industry is almost entirely dependent on the dairy industry.”

12th

“Pop tarts are just breakfast ravioli, a bowl of cereal is just breakfast soup.”

13th

“French Cassoulet is simply chic beanie weenies in a can.”

14th

“A muffin is just a cupcake with no frosting.”

fifteen.

“Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets for adults who deny it.”

16.

“Strawberry cheesecake is essentially a plate of fruit, cheese, and eggs that is perfectly acceptable for breakfast.”

17th

“Cheez-it crackers and a V8 juice for lunch are deconstructed grilled cheese and tomato soup.”

18th

“Ketchup is just a kind of fruit jam.”

19th

“When you eat canned fruit, you are most likely sharing a once-entire piece of fruit with someone hundreds or thousands of miles away.”

20th

“If you really think about it, french toast and egg salad on a sandwich are essentially one thing.”

21.

“Heavily buttered pasta with grated parmesan and chicken pieces is vaguely the same as Chicken Alfredo.”

22nd

“The best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon.”

23

“There are so many different kinds of apples and they all taste different, but there is only one taste of apple juice.”

24

“Corn is really just a speedometer that measures how fast your digestive system is working.”

25th

“A Nestle Crunch Bar is made from beans and rice.”

26th

“We eat prawns as a delicacy, but they’re basically the cockroaches of the sea.”

27

“Soy milk and soy sauce are two VERY different liquids made from the same bean.”

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